The Mama Test

I got this from a female friend.  Feel free to borrow it.

THE MAMA TEST



I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off 

of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away 

from her and I asked her not to do that.  'Why?' my daughter asked. 

 'Because it's been on the ground; You don't know where it's been, it's 

dirty and probably has germs,' I replied.  At this point, my daughter 

looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mama, how do you know all 

this stuff? you are so smart.'  I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All 

moms know this stuff..... It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or 

they don't let you be a Mama.'



We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, But she was evidently 

pondering this new information.  'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you 

don't pass the test you have to be the dad.'  'Exactly,' I replied with a 

big smile on my face.