There was a man once who decided to let God direct his day by pointing to a random Bible verse. He opened his Bible with his eyes closed, and pointed. The verse read, "And Judas went out and hanged himself (Matthew; 27:5).
Shocked, the man flipped more pages, and pointed -- "And whatsover you do, do heartily" (Colossians 3:23).
Distressed, he flipped more pages - "Go thou, and do likewise" (Luke; 10:37).
They found him in his garden shed that afternoon.
Moral: Don't take everything literally.
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- spacestevie
- I am interested in CNG vehicles because they are good for the environment and aren't powered by dead Marines. I still have a little hope for the world. Read the musings and enjoy.
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